"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/25/2020 at 06:43 • Filed to: None

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Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2020 at 07:53

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Y’know... this is all too real.

Standard perpendicular parking space width is about 9 feet. Average car width is about 6 ft (give or take). This means that if you park centered, you typically get 1.5 feet on either side, plus another 1.5 ft from your neighbor’s parking space. That’s 3 feet to open doors on both sides, a fair amount of room.

...In theory.

Unfortunately, it all depends on people parking not just “between the lines”, but PERFECTLY centered. And honestly, I’m not so sure that that’s a reasonable thing for property owners or lot designers to expect...

Just Jeepin' > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2020 at 07:53

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Fools. Had they only driven their doorless Jeeps...

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2020 at 08:25

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A former coworker subscribed to the motto that “On the line means it’s fine”. 

Jb boin > Urambo Tauro 09/25/2020 at 08:29

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In France, parking spots legal size are 50cm tighter than 9ft :

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Urambo Tauro 09/25/2020 at 08:31

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Costco has no delusions about the capabilities of its customers with that regard

stuckMTB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2020 at 09:02

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A couple years ago I was DD’ing a beater 2003 Accord (5 speed of course!) but it had faded or scratched paint on just about every panel.

I absolutely LOVED finding the dick who parked over the line on the driver’s side. I would slide my passenger side right up along side them, legally parking myself well within my space and hope they left the store before I did and had to crawl over their center console.

Passive aggressive? Sure. Vindictive? Sure. Felt good? Damn straight.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jb boin 09/25/2020 at 09:11

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And if you park to one side to account for a poor parker it has a ripple effect all down the line. 

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2020 at 10:26

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Also